1. (via dropdeadesu)

  2. super-who-locked-in:

    angle-of-depression:

    nothingcorporate:

    opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

    everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

    But all you ever see are men’s

    Oh shit

    (Source: uncooler, via igottapeeonher)

    • daedalus:   icarus, whatever you do, dont fly too close to the sun
    • icarus:  
    • icarus:   im gonna fuck the sun
  3. inuis:

    fantomeheart:

    The only acceptable birthday cake

    so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

    (via juliaravenclaw)

    (Source: slow-riot, via piglii)

    surf4ces:

    omfg

    (via ridinghi)

  4. (via catholicnun)

  5. sadsexypotato:

    *fills a coconut with shower gel*

    aesthetic

    (via catholicnun)

  6. (Source: universoolelarap, via catholicnun)

  7. "

    I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

    because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

    and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

    "

    Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

    (via juliaravenclaw)

    ethankwolfe:

    xthefaceofthefacelessx:

    karin-420:

    xthefaceofthefacelessx:

    magnacarterholygrail:

    so-treu:

    LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT

    religion: nicki minaj destroying and being disgusted at phallic symbols

    I actually feel sorry for Americas youth.  This is your role model.  My role model is my father.  And I can spell whole words too. 

    image

    broe you are 40 years old i’m pretty sure youve raised america’s youth

    I haven’t. Because if I’d raised Americas youth, my daughters would value themselves more than using banana as a phallic symbol for being a dick in her mouth. And if my daughter liked a dick in her mouth, she wouldn’t advertise it to the world. A freak in the sheets but a lady in the streets.

    I’m feeling second-hand embarrassment for a 36-year-old man what even is this.

    (via dontlickmyassholewithyournipples)

  8. succulentthighs:

    Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

    (Source: pheberoni, via pissyeti)

  9. twentyonemasked:

    I JUST FOUND THIS WHAT IS IT WHERE IS THIS FROM IM LAUGHING SO HARD

    (via officialstegosaurus)



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